Wii Pii !!

Enjoy some family fun for the Holidays..

Little Hooters Girl

On Thursdays show ( Dec, 11th) will had a little holiday cheer with the "Little Hooters Girl" song....enjoy

Do A Line With Spence

On Wednesday we enjoyed some jokes that you can't tell at Thanksgiving dinner.
I had a Little Red Riding Hood joke and a Thanksgiving poem. But Doug King called with a great and prank you can play on someone...ENJOY

A little offensive but here it is.

Have someone at work write down these words. Then have them read them back
to you in order.

eye
ham
we
todd
did

eye
ham
sofa
king
we
todd
did

Lucky Surfer

A 42-year-old Australian kite surfer named David Sheridan almost landed on a killer whale.
Is This Fake?

New Alice In Chains Webisode

As I talked about on the Tuesday, November 4th show. Alice In Chains are working on a new cd with new singer William DuVall. Check out the new webisode here..

Week 1 Update

Sara Palin Interview 10-31-08

Sara Palin stopped by Friday and helped out with the Stupid News. Thanks Sara, goodluck Tuesday! Click Here

Photo-Lantern

Here's some info and a link I found to create a Jack-O-Lantern using a photo.
introPhot-o-lantern
Here is a relatively easy way to to take a photo of yourself, a friend, or a random celebrity and carve them into a jack-o-lantern.

The first half of this Instructable will show you how to create a carvable pattern while the second half will give tips on how to carve it into your pumpkin.





step 1Phase 1: Create your pattern
To carve a photo, first you have to find your photo. A good place to start is with photos of yourself, a friend, a boss, or a celebrity. If there is a good amount of contr…


step 2Brightness and Contrast
Since I already have a pattern and pumpkin with myself, I decided to pick a random celebrity to be this year's guinea pig. Open up your image in your photo software and co…


step 3Add Shadows
Now, with one of your base layers visible, select a higher level to work with, and make it visible as well. Turn this layer's opacity down to 40% in the layer's panel. Pl…


step 4Clean Up, Structure and Details
Now that you have your basic shading done, it's time to work on some details. Create a new layer on top of all of your other layers. In this layer you will clean up any p…


step 5Make a Border and Finish it Up.
Now we need to make a border. Use the selection tools to make a selection around your images. I used the magnetic lasso to get a selection following the shape of of the hea…


step 6Pattern Complete
Your now have a completed pattern ready to carve. Print out 2 copies: one will be used to trace the pattern, and the other will remain your trusty guide during the carvi…


step 7Phase 2: Carve It Out
Here is your time to decide the type of pumpkin you want to carve. Both will be treated in similar ways, but they each have their own advantages and challenges. If you …


step 8Get Tracing
Tape your pattern securely onto your pumpkin. Remember to leave enough space on top for the hole. Also try to leave enough space at the bottom so that the light source is…


step 9Cut Out the White
Time to start carving. Generally, it is best to start out with the smaller white sections. This with help prevent fragile pieces from breaking off while you carve. If a p…


step 10Shaving and Shading
Here comes the tricky part, but this is also the part that get's the most "Wow" out of people. There are 2 ways to trim out the grey regions. If the grey is along the …


step 11Cleaning It Up
Now that you have all of the pattern cut and shaved out, you can go back and add some finishing touches. If needed, smooth out some of the shaded regions. Add a light to …


step 12Light It Up
Put a light in your pumpkin and dim the lights. It's amazing how different it looks when it is actually illuminated. If you did this with a real pumpkin, using 2-3 cand…

FREE SODA!

I've been telling you about this for a couple of months now. Finally it may come true!

DR. PEPPER MAKES GOOD ON 'CHINESE DEMOCRACY' PROMISE
Dr. Pepper, purveyors of fine prune-flavored soda (yup, that’s the flavor), are making good with their promise to provide everyone in the country with a free Dr. Pepper upon the release of Guns N’ Roses’ long-awaited album Chinese Democracy.



While the company isn’t confirming the giveaway until GN’R have themselves have confirmed the new album’s release date, the company’s spokesman has assured consumers, "People will go on Dr Pepper's website and we will send them a coupon for a free one. It's going to be real easy.” Thus, Dr. Pepper and Axl have revealed their common interest: bullshit.

New World Record!

A cool disgusting story I talked about in my Stupid News last week..enjoy!

Man Puts 11 Cockroaches In His Mouth - Watch more free videos

Stripper Pole Accidents.. Enjoy

I had a story about a guy who got injured by a stripper in a pole accident. Judging by these videos weird stuff happens on the pole. Be sure to check out the two gassy British chicks.

Stacy Keibler

Do you remember her from WWE.. STILL HOT!

When Awkward Happens: Masturbation
October 3rd, 2008 by Baba Ganoush · 4 Comments · 541 Views
Welcome to the University of Masturbation Michigan. Please notice this lovely sign on the wall here of your dormitory. Please abide by the Honor Code and masturbate in your room.

New USB Flash Drives

If You’re Going To Be A Nerd, Do It With Beer
October 6th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 205 Views
The only thing worse than the guy that wears his bluetooth headset all day long like it’s surgically attached to his ear is the guy that wears his USB flash drive around his neck all day long. Nothing on a flash drive is so important that is must be carried around your neck like it’s a fucking Life Alert pendant. It just screams, “I’m not getting laid and I’m not looking to get laid any time soon.”

However if you are the kind of dude that insists on carrying memory around your neck you might as well carry memory that will make you envy of every other nerd in the data center. Enter the beer filled flash drive. If you aren’t a Budweiser man have no fear. This flash drive, filled with the nectar of the gods, is the creation of CNK promotions and they can fill it with whatever kind of brew you fancy along with storage up to 8 gigs. At least with this thing around your neck you will be screaming, “I’m not getting laid but I plan on getting piss drunk once I’m done monitoring these servers.”





CNK Promotions via Boing Boing Gadgets

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The USB Humping Dog
October 6th, 2008 by J Diggles · 1 Comment · 191 Views
Most USB devices serve a purpose. Perhaps they power your wireless mouse, maybe they store massive amounts of data, maybe they even open beer bottles. And those are all awesome ideas. This awesome device, however, simply powers itself so that the dog can continually hump your computer when plugged in. Fuck man’s best friend, this is computers best friend son! And no doubt it’s work computer appropriate.

And don’t worry, it comes in lots of breeds.

Unbutton Your Beast!

Copy and paste the link..ENJOY!


http://www.unbuttonyourbeast.com/?f8b54083fc58c6e0dfddfb908e4b5552

Air Bags For Elderly OR Drunks!

Scientists Have Developed the Human Air Bag And the `Help! I`ve Fallen And I Can`t Get Up` lady is now out of a job.

Willie Run

Two Guys. 3000 Miles. One Tank of Biodiesel. No Stopping.
Think of it as the Cannonball Run for tree huggers.

Starting today, two guys plan to drive from New York to Los Angeles, in 40 hours, without a single stop. And on a single tank of biodiesel.

Nik Bristow and Brian Pierce, a couple of copywriters from Atlanta looking to bring more attention to the alt fuel issue, are departing from Manhattan this afternoon on what they are calling the Willie Run '08 - named for Willie Nelson's own BioWillie biodiesel. "We want to educate people that biodiesel is superior to other biofuels such as ethanol," says Pierce. "And in the end, of course, we want to make Willie proud."

The pair will take turns piloting the “Willie One,” (Willie's not riding along?), a diesel Volkswagen Jetta, outfitted with an additional 60 gallons of fuel capacity. They're counting on getting 45-50 mpg, which should be plenty to get them across the country. Or strand them in the desert.

The plan is to arrive in LA on the 24th, completing the run in under 40 hours. No word if Willie will be there to give a big green hug to the two bio-heroes.

You can get more info on the ride on their site, www.willierun.com. Donate $25 or more to the cause and get a commemorative t-shirt. (Made of 100% organic cotton, of course.)

And you can follow the ride, live on ustream.tv, where you'll either get to see history made, or two guys driving around lost in a cornfield.

www.willierun.com

You Strip!

Here's a new OUTSTANDING website for you to enjoy..

Amateur Strippers Send in Videos For Votes
Someone told me a long time ago that every woman secretly wants to be a stripper. And I'm pretty sure it was a stripper that said that. After checking out YouStrip.com, I'm convinced she was right.


YouStrip.com is a site where any wanna-be "exotic dancer", anywhere in the world, can upload a video of herself removing her clothes. Solely for the ego boost of votes. And our entertainment. Friggin brilliant. And addicting.

Rage Against The Machine @ RNC

How To Shower Women vs Men

Eva Mendes' Nip Slip (Warning Adult Content 18 or Older)

Motley Crue Contest

Guitar Center On Stage is your chance to make rock history. Think you have what it takes to open up for one of the world’s great rock bands, Mötley Crüe? Do you have the commitment, energy, stage presence and, most importantly, the music to rock a crowd 20,000 strong?

Well, here’s your chance.

One Band Will Win:
An opening slot on Mötley Crüe’s 2009 U.S. tour
$25,000 cash
Management from 10th Street Entertainment
A recording deal from Eleven Seven Music
$20,000 in new gear from Gibson
And the chance to Make Rock History

Eligibility Requirements:
All band members must be 18 years of age or older.
All band members must be legal residents of the continental United States.
All bands must be able to perform at least 30 minutes of complete original music.
Your band must not be signed to any record contract or label.
Band must not qualify as professional musicians, with earnings exceeding over $100,000 per year.

Here's How It Works:

Preliminary Evaluation:

Artists create their free profile by completing the registration process and uploading three original audio tracks and one live performance video. The live performance video can be from rehearsals or a live concert. Audio dubbing is not permitted. The goal here is to gauge your band’s vibe and presence live.
Bands can encourage their fans to support them by promoting the band in any way possible. Radio, flyers, posters, online or embedding widgets across MySpace, PureVolume, Facebook, etc.
Fans vote for their favorite bands between August 4th and September 28th
The top bands are reviewed by a panel of industry professionals from 10th Street Entertainment and Eleven Seven Music.
Thirty bands will be selected to move on to the regional live evaluation.


Regional Evaluation:

The 30 bands selected in the preliminary evaluation perform live in front of a panel of industry judges at three Guitar Center locations around the country.

Final Evaluation:

The top two bands from each regional evaluation event (six total) will travel to Los Angeles to perform for the panel of judges and Mötley Crüe.

A winner is then chosen and given their chance to Make Rock History.

Keep In Mind:


All contest voting begins on August 4, 2008 and ends on September 28, 2008.
Submissions close on September 21, 2008.

Fans may vote for as many artists as they wish, but each fan may only cast one vote per artist, per day.


Want to make it to the top? Here are a few tips on how to set yourself apart:

Network. Not only should you be spreading the word about your video to your existing network of family and friends, but you should actively seek out new friends and fans to share your music with, whether it be on Guitar Center On Stage, FameCast, MySpace, Facebook or elsewhere. You know you are popular, show us.
Embed, Embed, Embed! Use your widgets, located in your account manager, to quickly access all of your embeddable items, including your On Stage videos, photos, fan club sign-up form and vote link. Copy & paste the embed code provided into your MySpace profile, Facebook page or personal web site. If you need help with embedding, click here.
Get some press. We're not talking the New York Times here (that will come later). Seek out your local news outlets and online music zines, blogs, etc., and find a way to get your band in them.
Aim high. Record your work using the highest quality video and audio that you can. Remember, videos files must be in one of the following formats: ASF, AVI, MOV, MPEG, QT, DV or WMV.
Keep it tight. Unless you plan on recreating Michael Jackson's "Thriller," keep your videos to less than 6 minutes in duration. All uploads have a 1 GB file size limit.
Be original. Save the karaoke for your next trip to Japan. Ensure the material you upload is yours, if not we'll karate chop you.


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Roomate Revenge!

Why NOT every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit.

Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit.

2 Girls 1 Cup Birthday Cake

By now the shock value is probably gone, everyone should know the phenomenon of 2 Girls 1 Cup (don’t worry, that just links to our other posts on the subject). You’ve probably either been forced into watching the video or have a friend verbally describe the ordeal in detail. Well, 2 Girls 1 Cup has taken the next step - enshrined in cake form. Yes, someone actually requested this as their birthday cake. Happy Birthday?
...I feel sorry for whoever got the corner piece.

Ben Stiller Viral Video

A List Of Things A Man Should Not Have

The List Of Things A Man Should NOT Have!


Rachel Ray Cook Book
Pink Shirts
Fanny Packs
Bike Shorts/Bannana Hammock/Speedo
Another Man Riding Bitch
Fergie CD/Boy Bands
Zubaz
Cut Off Jean Shorts
Belly Button Piercing
Pinky Rings
A Man Shouldn't Have Lists!

I'm Effing Ben Affleck Song