Monday, October 27, 2008

Photo-Lantern

Here's some info and a link I found to create a Jack-O-Lantern using a photo.
introPhot-o-lantern
Here is a relatively easy way to to take a photo of yourself, a friend, or a random celebrity and carve them into a jack-o-lantern.

The first half of this Instructable will show you how to create a carvable pattern while the second half will give tips on how to carve it into your pumpkin.





step 1Phase 1: Create your pattern
To carve a photo, first you have to find your photo. A good place to start is with photos of yourself, a friend, a boss, or a celebrity. If there is a good amount of contr…


step 2Brightness and Contrast
Since I already have a pattern and pumpkin with myself, I decided to pick a random celebrity to be this year's guinea pig. Open up your image in your photo software and co…


step 3Add Shadows
Now, with one of your base layers visible, select a higher level to work with, and make it visible as well. Turn this layer's opacity down to 40% in the layer's panel. Pl…


step 4Clean Up, Structure and Details
Now that you have your basic shading done, it's time to work on some details. Create a new layer on top of all of your other layers. In this layer you will clean up any p…


step 5Make a Border and Finish it Up.
Now we need to make a border. Use the selection tools to make a selection around your images. I used the magnetic lasso to get a selection following the shape of of the hea…


step 6Pattern Complete
Your now have a completed pattern ready to carve. Print out 2 copies: one will be used to trace the pattern, and the other will remain your trusty guide during the carvi…


step 7Phase 2: Carve It Out
Here is your time to decide the type of pumpkin you want to carve. Both will be treated in similar ways, but they each have their own advantages and challenges. If you …


step 8Get Tracing
Tape your pattern securely onto your pumpkin. Remember to leave enough space on top for the hole. Also try to leave enough space at the bottom so that the light source is…


step 9Cut Out the White
Time to start carving. Generally, it is best to start out with the smaller white sections. This with help prevent fragile pieces from breaking off while you carve. If a p…


step 10Shaving and Shading
Here comes the tricky part, but this is also the part that get's the most "Wow" out of people. There are 2 ways to trim out the grey regions. If the grey is along the …


step 11Cleaning It Up
Now that you have all of the pattern cut and shaved out, you can go back and add some finishing touches. If needed, smooth out some of the shaded regions. Add a light to …


step 12Light It Up
Put a light in your pumpkin and dim the lights. It's amazing how different it looks when it is actually illuminated. If you did this with a real pumpkin, using 2-3 cand…

Monday, October 20, 2008

FREE SODA!

I've been telling you about this for a couple of months now. Finally it may come true!

DR. PEPPER MAKES GOOD ON 'CHINESE DEMOCRACY' PROMISE
Dr. Pepper, purveyors of fine prune-flavored soda (yup, that’s the flavor), are making good with their promise to provide everyone in the country with a free Dr. Pepper upon the release of Guns N’ Roses’ long-awaited album Chinese Democracy.



While the company isn’t confirming the giveaway until GN’R have themselves have confirmed the new album’s release date, the company’s spokesman has assured consumers, "People will go on Dr Pepper's website and we will send them a coupon for a free one. It's going to be real easy.” Thus, Dr. Pepper and Axl have revealed their common interest: bullshit.

Friday, October 17, 2008

New World Record!

A cool disgusting story I talked about in my Stupid News last week..enjoy!

Man Puts 11 Cockroaches In His Mouth - Watch more free videos

Stripper Pole Accidents.. Enjoy

I had a story about a guy who got injured by a stripper in a pole accident. Judging by these videos weird stuff happens on the pole. Be sure to check out the two gassy British chicks.








Thursday, October 16, 2008

Stacy Keibler

Do you remember her from WWE.. STILL HOT!




Tuesday, October 07, 2008


When Awkward Happens: Masturbation
October 3rd, 2008 by Baba Ganoush · 4 Comments · 541 Views
Welcome to the University of Masturbation Michigan. Please notice this lovely sign on the wall here of your dormitory. Please abide by the Honor Code and masturbate in your room.

New USB Flash Drives

If You’re Going To Be A Nerd, Do It With Beer
October 6th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 205 Views
The only thing worse than the guy that wears his bluetooth headset all day long like it’s surgically attached to his ear is the guy that wears his USB flash drive around his neck all day long. Nothing on a flash drive is so important that is must be carried around your neck like it’s a fucking Life Alert pendant. It just screams, “I’m not getting laid and I’m not looking to get laid any time soon.”

However if you are the kind of dude that insists on carrying memory around your neck you might as well carry memory that will make you envy of every other nerd in the data center. Enter the beer filled flash drive. If you aren’t a Budweiser man have no fear. This flash drive, filled with the nectar of the gods, is the creation of CNK promotions and they can fill it with whatever kind of brew you fancy along with storage up to 8 gigs. At least with this thing around your neck you will be screaming, “I’m not getting laid but I plan on getting piss drunk once I’m done monitoring these servers.”





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The USB Humping Dog
October 6th, 2008 by J Diggles · 1 Comment · 191 Views
Most USB devices serve a purpose. Perhaps they power your wireless mouse, maybe they store massive amounts of data, maybe they even open beer bottles. And those are all awesome ideas. This awesome device, however, simply powers itself so that the dog can continually hump your computer when plugged in. Fuck man’s best friend, this is computers best friend son! And no doubt it’s work computer appropriate.

And don’t worry, it comes in lots of breeds.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Unbutton Your Beast!

Copy and paste the link..ENJOY!


http://www.unbuttonyourbeast.com/?f8b54083fc58c6e0dfddfb908e4b5552