New USB Flash Drives

If You’re Going To Be A Nerd, Do It With Beer
October 6th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 205 Views
The only thing worse than the guy that wears his bluetooth headset all day long like it’s surgically attached to his ear is the guy that wears his USB flash drive around his neck all day long. Nothing on a flash drive is so important that is must be carried around your neck like it’s a fucking Life Alert pendant. It just screams, “I’m not getting laid and I’m not looking to get laid any time soon.”

However if you are the kind of dude that insists on carrying memory around your neck you might as well carry memory that will make you envy of every other nerd in the data center. Enter the beer filled flash drive. If you aren’t a Budweiser man have no fear. This flash drive, filled with the nectar of the gods, is the creation of CNK promotions and they can fill it with whatever kind of brew you fancy along with storage up to 8 gigs. At least with this thing around your neck you will be screaming, “I’m not getting laid but I plan on getting piss drunk once I’m done monitoring these servers.”





CNK Promotions via Boing Boing Gadgets

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The USB Humping Dog
October 6th, 2008 by J Diggles · 1 Comment · 191 Views
Most USB devices serve a purpose. Perhaps they power your wireless mouse, maybe they store massive amounts of data, maybe they even open beer bottles. And those are all awesome ideas. This awesome device, however, simply powers itself so that the dog can continually hump your computer when plugged in. Fuck man’s best friend, this is computers best friend son! And no doubt it’s work computer appropriate.

And don’t worry, it comes in lots of breeds.