DR. PEPPER MAKES GOOD ON 'CHINESE DEMOCRACY' PROMISE
Dr. Pepper, purveyors of fine prune-flavored soda (yup, that’s the flavor), are making good with their promise to provide everyone in the country with a free Dr. Pepper upon the release of Guns N’ Roses’ long-awaited album Chinese Democracy.
While the company isn’t confirming the giveaway until GN’R have themselves have confirmed the new album’s release date, the company’s spokesman has assured consumers, "People will go on Dr Pepper's website and we will send them a coupon for a free one. It's going to be real easy.” Thus, Dr. Pepper and Axl have revealed their common interest: bullshit.
